Haha this is the best :D
Not everyone knows this but at the age of 12 all homosexuals are implanted with a chip. Once activated, these homos will rage against the world killing all who stand in their way. It will begin with a few extra rainbows, signalling the Gaypocalypse. This will be followed by record sales of glitter. Then all the gays will roam the streets chanting sacred gay verses such as: Rah rah ah ah ah ah roma ma ma ma ma. When the sun is highest in the sky they shall throw glitter in the air and feast on the brains of all other humans. Once complete, the homos will unite under the stars and be granted eternal life from the great Lady Godga. Lady Godga will turn the skies rainbow, thus signalling the gays success. Then Lady Godga will perform a rocking concert on a cloud for all the gays to see. And so the gays will continue to party until the end of time. The Gaypocalypse is coming. Beware the homos. Beware their power.
Does anyone have a link to artrave so I can watch it. The whole thing on my ipad?